Tuesday, March 01, 2005

GOOGLEBOMB ----- TARGET: ROHIN

Time for some googlebombing fun for a friend of mine, who also happens to be the missing link between invertebrates and those crawling fishy things you see in books.

"ROHIN FRANCIS ROHIN ROHIN ROHIN BRUCE FORSYTHE DES AND MEL ROHIN GUPTA FRANCIS WESTLIFE CHANCRE STD KING CNUT TURNING BACK THE TIDE GAY SPACE FROGS PARCOUR ROHIN ROHIN ROHIN TREPONEMA PALLIDUM SUPER CHAV ROHIN BURBERRY CLOTHES PAKISTAN ZINDABAD PAKISTAN ZINDABAD I LOVE PAKISTAN I LOVE MUSHARRAF ROHIN ROHIN BUTTFACE ROHIN NEOLOGISMASTER BOW TO MY SCHNEIDER'S FIRST RANK SYMPTOMS"




Monday, February 21, 2005

HaroldBishopWatch 2005

HAROLD TAKES CARE OF MOFOS WHO MESS WID HIS BEESWAX, BIATCH



In other news, the gates of hell have just opened.

Also, cAn yA GuEsS wOt iT Is, Yet?

Sunday, February 20, 2005

MOUSIE MOUSIE MOOZAY

This interesting post from a few low-IQ morons is an interesting case study in marijuana-induced dysphasia. I think the neurotransmitters have gone on holiday, gentlemen.

http://moozay.blogspot.com/2005/02/battle-of-battered-and-bashed-like.html

here's an extract:

"The battle of battered and bashed like bouncy balliccle


This is going to be our death if we smoke this one. THat's what he turned to me and said as a froy says to a mousie I am truly the mousie.Yes yes y'aal ya don't stop. Hip hop to the hop hippidy. Cha cha cha oo la mema.I'm just thinking? Tired and dreary after the battle they return. Their womenfolk collecting the wounded of their own...and their enemies. It's giong to be a big feast tonight. So now we turn to our faces and speak all truthd that prior to now we were just too petrified to talk anbout/ Yes for now is the time when all will reveal its filthy self. Ha aha ha. I t is knownt ehat for these people for who are going to battle feed upon the adrenal glands of the vanquished foe. This makes them stringwr they believe, that they have somehow absorbed the life forces of the fallen enemy./ They can kill more than any man could ever slaughter. they kill so many. They spoend the following days in a coma. During which time they forget all memories of the battle, so that they no longber recall their feeding frenzy. It is said to be asecret ritual, beloinginf to an ancient secret society. Ma ny Bathans died briunging thuis information. I saw a picture of Jar Jar sucking Luca$$'s cock yesterday. No not a picture, it was s fuckiung cartoon. It was gross man. "

Monday, November 29, 2004

CHAV-A-RAMA

The Mighty Ahmed has noticed in his town, am I'm sure many others have, that the civic arteries have recently become clogged with hordes and hordes of CHAVS!!!

yes, CHAVS!!! hordes of "yoofs" all dressed in the same luvverly gear, coalescing outside of McD's, when they clearly should be a) at school b) asleep c) the hell away from me. More contagious than a disease that spreads quickly, these chaps ( and chappettes...) are likely to be playing truant in a town near you!!! ARENT YOU LUCKY!!

Chav spotters look for various signs to spot the enigmatic Chav

- Baseball caps, tracksuits and trainers all from the same brands and shops. Suitable for school, sleep and thieving.

- lovely thick "Sahf" london brogue peppered with colourful words like "CAHNT" ( No doubt inspired by the famous German philosopher Immanuel Kant) and "FAKKIN" ( like the Elderly rogue in Charles Dickens' Oliver Twist ).

- Burberry

- lots of lovely gold jewellery, no doubt paid for by skipping dinner, breakfast and the meal in between. Or beating up kindly senior citizens and pilfering their pension.

Many Subgenii of Chav exist currently

ChavErage - your bog standard townie. All previous points apply. Likes fruit machines, "garrij" and a good scrap ( Although ChavErages only hunt in packs of 30, so as to intimidate their octogenarian prey )

G-Chav - This Chav desperately wishes to be black, so add a hood, and attempts to simulate a "rhood boy" inflection on his pre-existing mastery of the English language. Whenever you see a black townie, look for his pasty midget sidekick, the G-Chav!

Chavette - Commonly known as "Trixie", "Tracy", "Chloe" and "Rohin Gupta". Like to enhance their feminine charms by smoking, booze, swearing, Greek dialectic and hula-hoop earrings.

MORE ON CHAVS LATER

Saturday, November 27, 2004

HE CAME FROM THE PLANET OF SOY...




Kikkoman is, of course, a brand of Soy Sauce. Kikkoman originated in the city of Noda, Japan, famed for its production of soy sauce, and is now the world's largest producer of soy sauce productions, with international sales of nearly $2 billion. Perfectly normal, you might think, except that there is another Kikkoman, which packs quite a punch. Yes...

HE CAME FROM THE PLANET OF SOY...



Japan's latest superhero fights criem with a serious head deformatun!!! He fights his enemas with his KIKKO BEAM and KIKKO PUNCH!!! HE BRINGS GREAT SUFFERING AND SHAME
HE MAKES FOOD INCREDIBLY DELICIOUS
AND KILLS BACTERIA!!!

KIKKOMAN!

KIKKOMAN!

KIKKOMAN!

FIGHT! KIKKOMAN

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US



Translation: I said... OMELET MUST HAVE SOY SAUCE TOO!

To see this guy's introductory flash movie, click here to experience the madness

For an english version, click here






All together now! Sing!

SHOW ME!

SHOW YOU!

KIKKOMAN! KIKKOMAN!

SHOW ME!

SHOW YOU!

KIKKOMAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

THESE GAIJIN LOOK GAY TO ME, NIHONJIN



This is a poster advertising Lord of the Rings in Japan. Someone has noticed the big gay elephant in the room and now everyone in Japan does too. If a Japanese dude had not read or heard of the LOTR books, then this would look like the poster for a very, very bad porn flick.

HAROLD FRENZY



According to unreliable saucers, a friend of a friend, seeking advice to heal the pain in his sole, so he sought a holy man, travelling far and wide, eventually reaching the land of Australia, where he found the Bishop of Neighbours ( That's neighBORS if you live in the great satan), and the following conversation took place.



Friend-of-a-friend: WHY ARE YOU SO FAT

Harold Bishop replied thus;

BECAUSE EVERY TIME I SLEEP WITH YOUR MUM SHE GIVES ME A COOKIE

I don't know about you, but I reached a higher state of consciousness.